My Dream Nokia #69: Nokia Lumia 3310 WP8 Concept, Peta pixel PureView camera, 7 billion GHz, 56 core, meteor proof
Taking some design hints from the original 3310, aka, the indestructible Nokia, here we have the Nokia Lumia 3310 as My Dream Nokia, number 69.
Note whilst in the 3series there are four digits, suggesting it might be super highly advanced. And so it is. The designer of this phone suggests the following features (quire rightly so in order to be 3310)
- 9,3024,823,904 Petapixel PureView Camera
- 7 billion GHz 56 core processor (WP8 supports up to 64 cores)
- super duper ultra mega ultimate HD screen
- meteor proof, able to survive mass extinction
- App that cures cancer and AIDS.
Well with those specs, lemme throw some money at the screen!
Source: Concept-Phones
Via: @Camb078
Category: Concept, Dream Nokia, Nokia









One of the ugliest phone I’ve seen!
In contrast with that, the original 3310 looks good
Yes but it protects you from mass extinction, can’t be pretty in those circumstances.
It doesn’t protect you it protects itself…it can survive mass extinction not you…any way nothing is true…sill i hope it had MeeGo
You try it first and let me know.
then weight should be around 50kg no need to go gym
superb!!!!!…. LOL
It’s made out of what???, let me guess … Black kriptonite! And the battery must endure at least 100 years, just in case of mass destruction.
And the camera has a laser led capable of destroying ufos orbiting earth!
With FM radio that lets you transmit to Mars.
FM transmitter. fukken lol
Interesting read on zerohedge.com about Apples hedge fund being the largest in the world. Is Apple a tech company or a dreamed up hedge fund scam using bought and paid for media to hype the snake oil?
nice looking phone , great job! It has only 56 cores, but if the price is good i will go for it
It should be 64 core since thats what WP now supports.
I don’t buy it. All those specs and still running Windows Phone?
it should run Windows Phone 3000 (not windows phone released on year 3000 but the successor of windows 2999,, e.g. windows phone 7, 8, 9……2999, 3000) equipped with 100 Terabyte of RAM, 100 million Terabytes of HDD, & should support up to 600 Million Terabytes card.
I would love to see the drop test for this thing. If I dropped it on the sidewalk, it would probably dig a crater a few meters deep!
Or Casue th Earths Orbit to shift a few inches
is it a led flash on the back side? They must put a nuclear lighting source to there.
People would still buy the iphone…
The Chuck Norris of phones
Wow amazing, 3310 is my first phone
Oh please stop it with these silly posts, they serve no purpose!
“Oh please stop it with these silly comments, they serve no purpose!”
It’s My Nokia Blog … MY …
still they insist on running the show…
Here’s an article that a popular tech site choose to share with it’s aduience , This isn’t Silly and serves an AWESOME purpose …
http://gizmodo.com/5947632/this-crazy-steve-jobs-sculpture-is-supposedly-made-with-a-touch-of-jobs-stolen-trash
I mean how hard is it to add a panini toaster?? But of course you can’t, it being WP..
Nope, that requires real-time OS!
As well as surviving them, i’ve heard that this phone actually causes the mass extinctions if it’s dropped?
should run symbian as the orginal one run symbian.
why only 7 billion GHz ????
”9,3024,823,904 Petapixel PureView Camera
7 billion GHz 56 core processor (WP8 supports up to 64 cores)
super duper ultra mega ultimate HD screen
meteor proof, able to survive mass extinction
App that cures cancer and AIDS.”
yet running SHITTY WP8.
Umm… dun like der colour. (Ha!)
Cue for a film where the smart phone is left running the planet/spaceship while everyone one else has left/died.